Two Sorry ExCuses

Two Sorry ExCuses #186: Penises Everywhere!

Two Sorry ExCuses — Mon, 10 Mar 2025 17:52:10 +0000

The boys talk scrap metal magnates, pina coladas and penis straws!

Two Sorry Excuses #185: Something, Something Oscars

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 28 Feb 2025 01:48:13 +0000

The boys are back for their “10th” annual Oscars preview!

Two Sorry ExCuses #184: Back in the CNY Groove

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 23 Feb 2025 15:27:27 +0000

The boys reboot the pod!

Two Sorry ExCuses #183: And the Oscsenheimer Goes to

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 08 Mar 2024 23:09:57 +0000

The boys are back for their annual Oscars episode!

Two Sorry ExCuses #182

Two Sorry ExCuses — Mon, 03 Apr 2023 20:05:05 +0000

The boys breakdown the exit of Syracuse University institution, Jim Boeheim.

Two Sorry ExCuses #181: And the 8scars Goes To:

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 09 Mar 2023 14:40:55 +0000

Two Sorry ExCuses #180: And the Oscar Goes…VI

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 25 Apr 2021 00:28:35 +0000

The boys are back for their annual Oscars preview…despite seeing none of the nominated movies.

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Two Sorry ExCuses #179: (Shop at Home) Beef with Biles

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 17 Apr 2020 12:53:39 +0000

The boys are back with their unique brand of consistently inconsistent hypocrisy concerning all things grocery shopping, Wilco, and Simone Biles.

Two Sorry ExCuses #178: Buenos Noches Fredo

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 10 Apr 2020 21:15:38 +0000

The boys are back to wrap up Liv’s Central American excursion.

Two Sorry ExCuses #177: Buenos Dias Fredo

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 01 Apr 2020 19:11:58 +0000

The boys are back to weather the storm with (very echo-y) tales of international friendships, spirits, and coffee.

Two Sorry ExCuses #176: And the Oscar Goes…Five

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 08 Feb 2020 15:21:12 +0000

The boys are back with their annual homage to the Oscars!

Two Sorry ExCuses #174: TSEC & The E-Street Band Live 2013-2018

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 15 Nov 2018 02:48:25 +0000

The boys are back with their first ever live recording!

Two Sorry ExCuses #173: Til Death Do Us Part

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 06 Oct 2018 18:52:18 +0000

The boys are back after a early fall hiatus. Sanders goes go to a wedding. Liv airs his grievances witha youth soccer team.

Two Sorry ExCuses #172: Two 8th Grade Girls

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 14 Sep 2018 22:29:10 +0000

The boys are back to review Bo Burnham’s directorial debut, 8th Grade, the story of two middle aged men who have self-esteem issues…ur, um, we [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #171: Welcome to Moviefone

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 29 Aug 2018 03:11:19 +0000

The boys are back to discuss the premature demise of Movie Pass. Plus, Liv loses his patience with Sanders.

Two Sorry ExCuses #170: Errol Flynn Was Here!

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 17 Aug 2018 04:07:09 +0000

The boys are back to arrive fashionably late, eat all they can eat, and smuggle a pick axe into Grauman’s Chinese Theater.

Two Sorry ExCuses #169: California Dreaming

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 09 Aug 2018 02:47:16 +0000

The boys are back as Liv returns from vacation and regales Sanders with tales of pumping iron and teenage boys.

Two Sorry ExCuses #168: Whole Hog

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 03 Aug 2018 02:32:40 +0000

Sanders is joined by the Third ExCuse as Liv suns his buns in California! BP guest hosts this edition of the podcast as the guys [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #167.2 (Ep 167 Remastered): With Regards to Diane Zaburski (The Ignition Remix)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Mon, 30 Jul 2018 22:58:21 +0000

When you told us the audio on Ep 167 sucked…we listened! Here is a digitally remastered version of our award-winning “Sanders Yearbook” series finale. We [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #166: Have a Good Summer. Lose a Few Tons. – Stephen S.

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 15 Jun 2018 00:54:25 +0000

The boys are back to examine what happens when an emotionally fragile 44-year-old finds his 7th grade yearbook.

Two Sorry ExCuses #165: I Left My Heart in San Francisco

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 06 Jun 2018 22:09:54 +0000

The boys return from their spring hiatus to talk travel plans.

Two Sorry ExCuses #164: Unwritten Rules

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 25 May 2018 15:05:05 +0000

The boys are back to make good on their Episode 163 tease as Sanders relives his best non-Orange sporting memory.

Two Sorry ExCuses #163: The Pentagon Papers 2 – Electric Boogaloo

Two Sorry ExCuses — Mon, 21 May 2018 22:03:18 +0000

The boys return from their spring hiatus to discuss where they are going, when they’ll be back, and other things that happened in the past.

Two Sorry ExCuses #162: Used and Amused – Olympic Weights

Two Sorry ExCuses — Mon, 23 Apr 2018 00:05:47 +0000

The boys are back and buying other’s people crap off of the internet!

Two Sorry ExCuses #161: The Diaspora Effect

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 13 Apr 2018 16:25:33 +0000

The boys are back to make their 10-year-old selves jealous as Liv recounts his Wrestlemania experience.

Two Sorry ExCuses #160: Two Sorry ExPlanations

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 07 Apr 2018 02:43:01 +0000

The boys are back….kinda. Good friend of the podcast, BP sits in for Liv, as he and Sanders pull the curtain back on 159 previous [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #159: Chips and Salsa, Please

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 23 Mar 2018 20:02:45 +0000

The boys are back to recount Liv’s Costa Rican vacation, where he wears a Speedo, saves lives, and eats chips & salsa. Plus, Sanders makes [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #158: Last In!

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 16 Mar 2018 03:10:59 +0000

The boys are back to discuss their adulation for coach Jim Boeheim on getting an uninspiring basketball team to the tournament.

Two Sorry ExCuses #157: And the Oscar Goes To: Part III – Porky’s Revenge

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 01 Mar 2018 04:25:56 +0000

The boys are back with their annual Academy Award preview show. Sanders and Liv manage to spoil all of the Oscar nominated movies…that they haven’t [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #156: Uh, Hi Nikki? This is Matt Again.

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 23 Feb 2018 02:45:01 +0000

The boys are back to spend a quick 5 minutes recapping Mardi Gras. Plus, Liv gets a date.

Two Sorry ExCuses #155: Rest in Peace Winnie

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 08 Feb 2018 15:30:50 +0000

The boys are back to restore some normalcy to the proceedings….with talk of vision tests, dog interments, and astrophysics. Plus, Sanders and Liv preview their [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #154: The Phaco, the Pitbull and the Pusher (Part 3 – Blame it on RaRa)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 03 Feb 2018 04:13:50 +0000

The boys are back for the thrilling conclusion (finally) of their dramatic interpretation of “the man with one eye.” In this episode, Liv goes under [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #153: The Phaco, the Pitbull and the Pusher (Part 2 – Miniature Pinschers and Parolees)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Mon, 29 Jan 2018 02:14:51 +0000

The boys are back for the second episode of their 3-part yarn. In this installment…Liv takes a bite out of liberals’ love affairs with pit [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #152: The Phaco, the Pitbull, and the Pusher (Part 1 – Medical Malfeasance)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 25 Jan 2018 01:25:31 +0000

The boys are back FINALLY! After a medically induced hiatus, Sanders and Liv return to talk about the life and times of a one-eyed (orange) [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #151: A Completely Different Class of Assholes

Two Sorry ExCuses — Mon, 01 Jan 2018 01:35:49 +0000

The guys celebrate New Year’s Eve the only way they know how….with tales of Christmas Eve! Happy New Year kids!

Two Sorry ExCuses: Christmas Pod Special – Twas the Night Before Christmas [Clean Version]

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 24 Dec 2017 20:24:45 +0000

The boys give a dramatic reading to the original Twas the Night Before Christmas.

Two Sorry ExCuses #150: The Sesquicentennial

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 24 Dec 2017 06:17:58 +0000

The boys are back to celebrate their 4th anniversary and the 150the episode. Let the the South Florida baseball debate commence!

Two Sorry ExCuses #149: Hollywood Here We Come

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 14 Dec 2017 04:44:37 +0000

The boys are back after an extended Thanksgiving break to deck the halls, discuss 60’s sex symbols & fast food, and start planning for their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Two Sorry ExCuses #148: The Life and Times of a New Age Man

Two Sorry ExCuses — Tue, 21 Nov 2017 15:00:33 +0000

The boys are back to brine some birds and make some peanut butter & jelly. <iframe style=”border: none” src=”//html5-player.libsyn.com/embed/episode/id/5962898/height/360/width/640/theme/legacy/autonext/no/thumbnail/yes/autoplay/no/preload/no/no_addthis/no/direction/backward/” height=”360″ width=”640″ scrolling=”no” allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses Pod Special: Tyler Aki – SU Men’s Basketball Preview Special

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 15 Nov 2017 14:47:34 +0000

Sanders is joined by Orange Fizz writer/podcast host and SU student Tyler Aki to discuss everything you need to know about Syracuse Men’s Basketball.

You can read Tyler at OrangeFizz.net, listen to him on iTunes and SoundCloud, and follow him on Twitter.

Two Sorry ExCuses #147: These Kids are Making Me Fat

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 10 Nov 2017 20:35:11 +0000

The boys are back for this belated 11/06 day episode to discuss stress eating vs. emotional eating and donuts vs. cocaine. Plus, the guys commission [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #146: Orange Ya Glad We Play Football

Two Sorry ExCuses — Tue, 31 Oct 2017 01:26:33 +0000

The boys are back after a little fall break to discuss Cuse’s watershed victory over #2 Clemson!

Two Sorry ExCuses #145: The Baton (Rouge) Death March

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 11 Oct 2017 18:33:24 +0000

The boys are back to settle old business and tackle new business in their most ambitious episode ever. Sanders discusses the Poconos, while Liv takes [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #144: Chasing Johnny Winter

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 04 Oct 2017 00:16:08 +0000

The boys are back to explore the fragility of life, going back to school, and the burden of wearing Garanimals. Plus…Sanders discusses magically appearing bottles [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #143: The Two-Headed Google Monster

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 15 Sep 2017 02:09:52 +0000

The boys are back to shoot the shit with their old pal BP!

Two Sorry ExCuses #142: Used and Amused – Waffle Irons

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 08 Sep 2017 02:21:06 +0000

The boys are back to talk about the ins and outs of waffle irons. If you thought that 60 mins of coffee pot talk was [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #141: Donde Esta La Bibliotecha (Part 2 of Liv’s Mexican Fiesta)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 02 Sep 2017 01:10:04 +0000

The boys are back to for Part 2 of Liv’s Mexican Vacation Journal where he eats corn, chases Mexican teenagers, and takes a romantic boat [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #140: Donde Esta La Zapateria (Part 1 of Liv’s Mexican Fiesta)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 24 Aug 2017 16:20:58 +0000

The boys are back to discuss all things Mexico (i.e. tacos and NAFTA).

Two Sorry ExCuses #139: Liv in the Sky with Diamonds

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 17 Aug 2017 00:54:31 +0000

The boys are back and Liv talks about his night with Roger Waters, his trip to Mexico, and his fight with Uber. Oh yeah, Sanders [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #138: The Definition of Insanity

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 09 Aug 2017 02:31:04 +0000

The boys say goodbye to an old friend, take a Turkish bath, and drop a little mid-century demilitarization humor on an unexpecting rube, only to [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses (Redux): #33 Truclant Peters (A Tribute the Hog)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 03 Aug 2017 15:23:39 +0000

In anticipation of this weekend’s Anual Holly Hog, the boys are replaying their favorite hog-related episode!

Two Sorry ExCuses #137: Used and Amused – Coffee Pots

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 13 Jul 2017 00:15:25 +0000

The boys finally launched their much anticipated side project…a podcast where two grown men sit around and talk about coffee pots.

Two Sorry ExCuses #136: The One and Only Billy Shears

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 07 Jul 2017 02:58:20 +0000

The boys are back to bid farewell to Gregg Allman and sing the praises of Sgt. Pepper.

Two Sorry ExCuses #135: Defending Orosco

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 29 Jun 2017 01:15:54 +0000

The boys are back to discuss the death of Roger Moore, Sanders pitches a side podcast to vindicate his brother, and Liv examines the flat [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #134: Hot Tub Time Machine (A Love Letter to BP)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 23 Jun 2017 23:51:28 +0000

The boys are back to relive the past, then relive the past some more. Plus, Sanders welcomes some new social medial followers, while Liv quotes [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #133: Live From the Ha Ha Hole

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 07 Jun 2017 02:37:39 +0000

The boys are back to discuss Jay Bailey’s burgeoning stand up comedy career, Liv researches the open mic scene, and Sanders pitches a new pet [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #132: Another Dog Pile

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 28 May 2017 05:30:04 +0000

The boys are back in a truncated episode, where Sanders breaks a finger, Liv has plans, and the boys pine for less government regulation.

Two Sorry ExCuses #131: ….and a Hard Place

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 27 May 2017 04:20:40 +0000

The boys finally return from their spring hiatus to bring you the second half of the long-awaited Chris Rock concert retrospective. Plus, the Liv gives [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #130: Between Chris Rock….

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 07 Apr 2017 19:17:29 +0000

The boys are back in Part 1 of a two-part endeavor, where they debate caffeine vs decaffeinated, cookies vs. brownies, and the life span of flies. Plus, Sanders and Liv engage in a near-epic discussion of comedy.

Two Sorry ExCuses #129: The Price is Wrong, B!TC#

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 01:37:22 +0000

The boys are back to touch on March Madness, Syracuse underclassman, and ticket scalping basics. Plus, Liv briefly recounts his day at the Price is [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #128: With Friends Like These…

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 22 Mar 2017 00:31:42 +0000

The boys are back to to determine what has two thumbs, hates mardi gras, and never wants to see Liv get laid? Plus…Stalin, genocide, and [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #127: Top of the Quarter

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 09 Mar 2017 17:58:24 +0000

The boys are back to debate the value of breaking down the French Quarter into direction-based subunits. Liv takes the viewpoint that such practices are [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #126: And the Oscar Goes Two

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 26 Feb 2017 18:42:10 +0000

The buys are back for their annual Oscars episode, where they try to avoid spoilers….and fail.

Two Sorry ExCuses (Redux): #058 Matty’s Mardi Gras Corner

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 22 Feb 2017 01:05:55 +0000

The boys are back…kinda! With Mardi Gras in full swing, TSEC brings you a classic Mardi Gras-themed episode (originally recorded on February 21, 2015) where [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #125: Two Butts and a Bird

Two Sorry ExCuses — Tue, 14 Feb 2017 03:28:35 +0000

The boys are back with promises of a “Paul” episode, but deliver a “John” episode instead. Plus, Sanders pouts while Liv brines his butts in [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #124: When Life Gives You Roscoe

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 03 Feb 2017 14:17:33 +0000

The boys are back to ponder what you happens when you mix lemons, simple syrup, and a functional alcoholic.. (Warning: Your milage may vary.)

Two Sorry ExCuses #123: Bitch vs. Moan: Why Choose Just One?

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 26 Jan 2017 00:23:13 +0000

The boys are back to wrestle with the age old question: Should we bitch for an hour or should be moan? Plus Liv discusses his [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #122: Sanders Strikes Back (Rogue One SPOILERS)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 14 Jan 2017 21:18:39 +0000

The boys are back to spoil Rogue One, break down the strengths and weaknesses of the Prequels, and criticize the artistic interpretations of a nine [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses (Redux): #030 In The Navy (originally released 7/1/14)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Mon, 09 Jan 2017 16:44:41 +0000

The boys are back….kinda. In an attempt to keep to their New Year’s resolution of bringing you an episode every week, by hook or by [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #121: The Keeper of the Christmas Lore

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 01 Jan 2017 02:03:46 +0000

The boys are back to reveal their Christmas dossiers, talk smoking, and bemoan New Year’s Eve. <iframe style=”border: none” src=”//html5-player.libsyn.com/embed/episode/id/4954176/height/360/width/640/theme/legacy/autonext/no/thumbnail/yes/autoplay/no/preload/no/no_addthis/no/direction/backward/no-cache/true/” height=”360″ width=”640″ scrolling=”no” allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #120: She’s a Hardcore Millenial

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 28 Dec 2016 02:42:45 +0000

The boys are back review Jersey Boys, belittle Casey Affleck, bemoan Adam Sandler, and praise George Clooney.

Two Sorry ExCuses #119: Of Snowflakes and Orangemen

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 23 Dec 2016 03:17:00 +0000

The boys overcome a potentially fatal technical issue to deliver a seamless episode that questions the validity of their own passion, the impending doom of [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #118: How the Sausage (Casserole) is Made

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 09 Dec 2016 01:54:11 +0000

The boys are back to recount Thanksgiving exploits, exchange holiday recipes, and buy things off of Craigslist.

Two Sorry ExCuses #117: A Tremendous Waste of Time

Two Sorry ExCuses — Mon, 21 Nov 2016 14:18:21 +0000

The boys are back to discuss politics…too much politics…as they ponder Libertarianism, libertarianism, Trump, and middle age.

Two Sorry ExCuses #116: A Tale Twice Told (The TSEC Halloween Spooktacular)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 12 Nov 2016 03:41:58 +0000

The boys are back to talk baseball, trade halloween tales, and sing the virtues of Ezra Shaw. Plus, Sanders and Liv regale listeners with the [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #115: The Return Foxy Knoxy

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 02 Nov 2016 15:25:26 +0000

The boys are back to discus their favorite socially inept, sex-craved ex-pat scapegoat. Plus Sanders celebrates Billy Zabka’s birthday…while Liv takes the money and runs.

Two Sorry ExCuses #114: First Born Problems

Two Sorry ExCuses — Tue, 18 Oct 2016 22:18:19 +0000

The boys are back with the podcast that was recorded after the podcast that they recorded but wasn’t released. Liv buys used cooking implements. Sanders [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #113: WhoDat Attorney

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 15 Oct 2016 00:55:41 +0000

The boys are back with a special podcast message for “super fan” Ryan from California: Hey Ryan…GFY!

Two Sorry ExCuses #112: Just 6 Inches Please

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 29 Sep 2016 21:18:43 +0000

The boy are back…with a special guest. Plus, the guys want less football and few chain links, but more chicken.

Two Sorry ExCuses #111: Sports! #Faegans

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 15 Sep 2016 00:50:03 +0000

The boys are back with their first timely episode in a while…and staying to true to form, they tackle hard-hitting issues like pot racks, hide-a-keys, and [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #110: Beef with Biles

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 10 Sep 2016 03:24:24 +0000

The boys are back with their final post-dated episode…where Sanders explains that Aly Raisman is no Jody Skolnick & Liv eats sausage.

Two Sorry ExCuses #109: Frankenreiter’s Monster

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 09 Sep 2016 03:14:18 +0000

The boys are back to discuss landlord/tenant law, apprehensive interventions, and the etiquette surrounding free concert tickets.

Two Sorry ExCuses #108: The Summer of No Summer Sanders

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 08 Sep 2016 03:00:09 +0000

The boys are back with the second offering in Podcast-a-Palooza. Sanders and Liv deliver a play-by-play of Rio 2016…one month later…complete with causal racism, causal [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #107: Coffee Shop Vigialantism

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 07 Sep 2016 02:51:34 +0000

The boys are back with a post-dated episode where they discuss cell phone issues, fried chicken etiquette, and cinema al fresco!

Two Sorry ExCuses #106: The Baddest Man in the Whole Damn Town

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 27 Jul 2016 02:54:29 +0000

The boys are back in a very Liv-a-rrific episode as Liv celebrates his 40th b-day without cake, plenty of shots, a trip to Chicago!

Two Sorry ExCuses #105: One Micro-Penis Sized Serving of Cream, Please

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 14 Jul 2016 02:26:16 +0000

The boys are back after taking a break for the 4th of July to discuss the things that make American great: Chicago, sausage, iced coffee, [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #104: Show Tunes and Birthday Cake

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 29 Jun 2016 20:04:57 +0000

The boys are back to discuss the perils of pan frying, the Tony’s, and under-gifting a 6-year-old. Plus, Sanders bemoans the use of air conditioners, [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #103: Smoke ‘Em if You Got ‘Em

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 24 Jun 2016 02:23:15 +0000

The boys are back to finally put to bed the saga that was Flat Stanley. Plus the guys discuss the discourteous nature of the average [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #102: Barely Anything Considered

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 05 Jun 2016 22:52:18 +0000

The boys finally release their long-awaited Memorial Day edition, where they debate the pros/cons of public sector pensions and a $15 minimum wages. Plus Sanders [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #101: The Pabst Blue Ribbon Podcast (The Artisinal Series)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 28 May 2016 00:32:47 +0000

The boys are back to start their march to #200. They bemoan the existence of artisanal bacon, Triumph motorcycles, and mustache wax. Sanders celebrates the [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #100: Three Sorry ExCuses (featuring C. Thomas Howell)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 18 May 2016 15:52:14 +0000

DISCLAIMER: This episode does not feature C. Thomas Howell.

Two Sorry ExCuses #099: TSEC Goes Viral

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 11 May 2016 01:51:33 +0000

After a commerce-induced hiatus, the boys are back with an epic episode where Sanders explains where the boys have been for the past month while [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #098: Fool’s Orange

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 01 Apr 2016 14:00:24 +0000

The boys are back to discuss the SU’s run to the Final Four, Championship games of yesteryear, and non-stop air travel to Houston. Plus, Liv [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #097: Steve-O’s Easter Jelly Jar Full O’Weed

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 24 Mar 2016 14:30:27 +0000

The boys are back for an all Orange (and sometimes Duke blue) episode! Sanders and Liv talk tourney (past and present), Coach B’s greatness, and [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #096: Unretired Retired Surfers Unite

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 20 Mar 2016 17:53:18 +0000

The boys are back to travel back in time to re-live the magical March Madness of 1996! Plus Liv does masonry work, while Sanders gushes [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses Episode #096 Preview – The 1996 Tournament Run

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 20 Mar 2016 17:39:23 +0000

Take a sneak peek at this week’s episode and hear the boys revisit 1996…when Sanders had hair, Liv was youngster, and the Orange made a [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #095: No Sleep Til Brooklyn

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 03 Mar 2016 23:41:43 +0000

The boys are back to break down the Protestant Reformation, NJ’s never-ending St. Patty’s Day, and the Oscars. Plus, Sanders and Liv discuss their respective [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #094: The Frame Game

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 28 Feb 2016 00:48:34 +0000

The boys are back to commiserate about framing artwork and health insurance. Sanders staves off a heart attack while hoarding. Liv takes solace in the [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #093: From Croatia With Love

Two Sorry ExCuses — Mon, 22 Feb 2016 22:41:41 +0000

The boys are back…finally! Liv explain the ins and outs of Adriatic tourism, Sanders walks up the hill in the snow…both ways…and the boys say [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #092: Greetings From Asbury Park, NJ (Sweat Sock Pimps Crossover Podcast)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 14 Feb 2016 01:11:50 +0000

The boys take a second week off in honor of Mardi Gras, but Sanders pods on with the help of a homeless wino named Roscoe in TSEC’s first ever crossover podcast. The pair take a deep (and sometimes) dive into their evening with Bruce Springsteen, Albany architecture, and the mysterious disappearance of Chuck Cunningham. Don’t worry Fredo…Liv will be back soon!

Two Sorry ExCuses #091: A Second Helping of Matty Gras (Episode #015 Replay)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 05 Feb 2016 23:50:46 +0000

In honor of Mardi Gras, the boys are bringing you an encore presentation of Two Sorry ExCuses Episode #015, where Liv reveals what it’s like [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #090: Abe Vigoda is Dead

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 30 Jan 2016 17:07:05 +0000

The boys are back to deliver their all-time worst episode, wrought cooking tips, death, and John Travolta. Plus Sanders attempts to mourn the loss of [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #089: One Day at a Time

Two Sorry ExCuses — Tue, 19 Jan 2016 00:32:23 +0000

The boys are back to cover the top 1%, the bottom 99%, digital television, Valerie Bertinelli, and the passing of Glenn Frye. Plus the guys [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #088: Junkie Strippers are People Too!

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 06 Jan 2016 03:13:06 +0000

The boys are back for the last episode of 2015…which just so happens to be the first episode of 2016. Liv laments that New Year’s [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #087: Old Man and the Pod (Part 2)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 19 Dec 2015 02:15:47 +0000

The boys are back for part two of their Hemingway-inspired episode…where they break down the SU/St.John’s game and the embarrassment that goes along with being [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #086: Old Man and the Pod (Part 1)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 19 Dec 2015 01:30:53 +0000

The boys are back with the first of a two-part episode where they tackle healthcare, disability, and dog poop.

Two Sorry ExCuses #085: Baby It’s Cold Outside

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 17 Dec 2015 02:11:33 +0000

The boys are back with a Billy Murray-inspired Christmas edition. Plus, the guys lament SU’s loss to Georgetown and look forward with the St. John’s [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #084: The Legend of Bagger Ornstein

Two Sorry ExCuses — Mon, 07 Dec 2015 01:12:02 +0000

The boys overcome a technically-challenged first two minutes to spin podcasting gold…including the legacy and legend of Dan Orn-stink! Liv puts Wal-Mart on notice, while [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #083: [Name Redacted] – Slander Retracted

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 20 Nov 2015 00:58:35 +0000

The boys take a little extra time to get this 11-06 Day-inspired episode up, but by doing so they avoid a nasty slander suite that [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #082: Do You Like to Ski?

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 30 Oct 2015 16:14:59 +0000

The boys are back with bacon-inspired episode where they discuss the perils of eating meat, recreational running, queso, and Hampton summer shares. Plus, Liv discusses [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #081: Back in Time

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 30 Oct 2015 16:10:30 +0000

The boys are back with an episode recorded on the official TSEC Saint Day: October 21, 2015…Back to the Future Day!

Two Sorry ExCuses #080: Hungry Charley’s

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 18 Oct 2015 01:54:13 +0000

The boys are back to recap their visit to the ‘Cuse, wax poetic about days gone by, and marvel at the economics of college beverage [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #079: 28 Days Later

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 08 Oct 2015 01:59:50 +0000

The boys are finally back after an extended hiatus. Sanders gets new digs, Liv makes a pilgrimage, and the guys mourn the loss of a good man. [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #078: Liv, Katrina, and a Bird Named Joe

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 29 Aug 2015 14:57:31 +0000

Despite being fed up with Hurricane Katrina retrospectives, Liv recounts his experiences dealing with the hurricane and its aftermath…in a way only Liv can.

Two Sorry ExCuses #077: Prayers For Pearl

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 29 Aug 2015 02:34:28 +0000

The boys start off this very hoop-a-rrific episode lamenting the passing of Darryl Dawkins, discussing Pearl Washington’s brain surgery, and lambasting the NCAA for derailing [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #076: Entering Phil Campbell

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 22 Aug 2015 01:59:15 +0000

The boys are back to discuss intelligence, Interstate speed limits, and Alabama’s Civil War-themed porn preferences. Plus, the guys breakdown personal banking customs in outlying [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #075: Circle Gets the Square

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 08 Aug 2015 02:28:33 +0000

The boys are back to discuss Diamond Jubilees, Boy Scouts, graveyards, Jeopardy, and other things your grandmother finds interesting.

Two Sorry ExCuses #074: 50 First Non-Dates

Two Sorry ExCuses — Tue, 04 Aug 2015 01:37:59 +0000

The boys are back to entertain other mens’ women, eat beef, and be American. Plus, Sanders recounts a family argument that is 20 years old, [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #073: If Ben Were Brian

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 16 Jul 2015 04:11:24 +0000

The boys are back…on time and in stereo….to lament the wasted potential of Amazon Prime Day, extol the virtues of Liz Stillman, and ensconce themselves in [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #072: Pimp Hand Strong

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 10 Jul 2015 04:13:20 +0000

The boys are back as Sanders is up to his usual soccer-loving, NBA-hating, Google Map-mapping shenanigans, while Liv barely avoids going full blown Falling Down to [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #071: Grumpy Old Men

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 17:28:28 +0000

The boys are back to lament a series of first world problems that have been plaguing them lately. Sanders gives himself a hotfoot, Liv tries [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #070: Cheesy Weenies and Tight Pants

Two Sorry ExCuses — Mon, 22 Jun 2015 23:51:04 +0000

The boys are back in a very Liv-errific episode where they pull back the proverbial curtain and take stream-of-consciousness to a new level. Sanders recounts the legacy behind his nickname (sort of), Liv teaches a bunch of tight-pants wearing city boys what it’s like to live on the Bayou, and the guys savor some cheesy weenies and bundt cakes.

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Two Sorry ExCuses #069: Of Health Care and Horse Semen

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 11 Jun 2015 01:46:53 +0000

The boys are back to Google stuff, watch basketball, and discuss affordable healthcare. Sanders defends Scottie Pippen and Liv tries to take down the horse racing industry. Plus…the guys contemplate pleasuring a dying Barbaro.

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Two Sorry ExCuses #068: Turn Down For What?

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 31 May 2015 22:52:40 +0000

The boys are back to close out a shaky May with a bang! Sanders gives a detailed account of his dad’s jet lag, Liv breaks down the Louisiana Longshoreman and Harbor Workers’ Act, and the guys swap uneventful Memorial Day tales. And believe it or not…they manage to do it in exactly 90 minutes!

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Two Sorry ExCuses #067: West Memphis Two

Two Sorry ExCuses — Tue, 19 May 2015 02:02:59 +0000

The boys are back (finally) as Sanders recounts too many flight attendant stories, Liv attempts to derail Sanders’ plan to finally visit Graceland, and the boys try to rekindle their football road trip.

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Two Sorry ExCuses #066.5 – More ExCuses

Two Sorry ExCuses — Tue, 19 May 2015 01:08:58 +0000

Sanders cops to being inept. Liv cops to nothing. A seven minute ode to TSEC’s technical difficulties.

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Two Sorry ExCuses #065: F#ck ‘F#ck Cancer’

Two Sorry ExCuses — Mon, 27 Apr 2015 23:11:57 +0000

The boys are back in order to prepare for 13/26ths of a marathon, add some class to a good cause, attempt to avoid thirdhand smoke, and consider the outer limits of their own endearingness.

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Two Sorry ExCuses #064: Ando, NO

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 19 Apr 2015 22:02:45 +0000

The boys are back after a brief hiatus to discuss Liv’s night out with good friend of the podcast Ando, Sanders’ visit to DC, and chickenshit traffic tickets.

Play this week’s episode….

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Two Sorry ExCuses #063: Knoxy’s Razor

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 03 Apr 2015 17:38:56 +0000

The boys are back to discuss the pros and cons of dating an attractive, murderous psychopath, the women of Love Boat, and the never ending saga of Val – the nomadic, cat-hating dog. Plus, Sanders discusses his new professional qualifications and cultural inadequacies, while Liv alienates more Canadians.

Two Sorry ExCuses #062: Dr. Gross Me Out

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 01:59:56 +0000

The boys are back to discuss March Madness without the Orange, a Disney “spoiler,” and the perils of being a Jersey kid going to school in Kentucky. Liv accuses Sanders of being a chauvinist; Sanders accuses Daryl Gross of being an asshole; and the guys spend way too much time figuring out where Ron Patterson end up.

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Two Sorry ExCuses #061: *

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 19 Mar 2015 04:03:29 +0000

By order of the NCAA…this week’s episode has been vacated! [Which is really too bad…because it’s our best episode in a while!] #FreeBoeheim

Two Sorry ExCuses #060: Gay, European or Both?

Two Sorry ExCuses — Mon, 09 Mar 2015 01:17:40 +0000

The boys are back to contemplate life’s great mysteries: Why are Canadian people so nice? Why New Yorkers suck? And why Sanders wears capri pants.

Two Sorry ExCuses #059: Tweaky Nipples

Two Sorry ExCuses — Mon, 02 Mar 2015 00:39:48 +0000

The boys are back for a Sunday morning edition, where they swap waffle recipes, stories of Eastern European Genocide, and tales of tweaky nipples.

Two Sorry ExCuses #058: Matty’s Mardi Gras Corner

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 21 Feb 2015 14:15:22 +0000

The boys are back to break down Liv’s Mardi Gras week and his new Carnival tradition. Plus, Sanders discusses the power of positivity, and the guys [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #057: Two Carnival Time Excuses

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 13 Feb 2015 03:35:04 +0000

Get your Google maps ready because the boys are back for a in-depth discussion of Mardi Gras parade routes. Liv discusses the allure and dangers [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #056: Sanders Lining Playbook

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 13:46:41 +0000

The boys are back to lament SU’s preemptive post-season ban, discuss Sanders’ infatuation with Bradley Cooper and Liv’s “big logo” t-shirt collection. Plus, the boys show some [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #055: False Detective

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 01 Feb 2015 20:52:50 +0000

The boys are back with praise for the Duplass Brothers’ “Togetherness”, adoration for Steve Zissis and admonishment for Amanda Peet. Sanders declares himself a “boob guy” and Liv questions the female traits middle-aged men find attractive. Plus, the guys recall their respective pasts as Bostonians…alienating friends and acquaintances along the way.

Two Sorry ExCuses #054: Anal Come Catchers

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 25 Jan 2015 18:39:53 +0000

The boys are back to discuss Under Deflategate, SU Hoops, and their love affair with the Duplass Brothers. Liv painstakingly procures his Mardi Gras Tree, Sanders gains possession of his dogs, and Amanda Peet robs Steve Zissis of his dignity. Plus, the boys narrowly avoid internet disaster while searching for some basketball stats!

Two Sorry ExCuses #053: And the Oscar Goes To

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 16 Jan 2015 23:49:41 +0000

The boys are back for a serious discussion about a non-sensical Tweet and a non-sensical discussion about a serious issue…plus the Two Sorry ExCuses Annual (Or For [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #052: The Full Rockford

Two Sorry ExCuses — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 02:13:35 +0000

The boys are back for the first installment of 2015! Liv makes waffles, Sanders downsizes, and Rob Konrad swims for his life. Plus, the boys [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #051: The B!tc#&s Be Wet For Etsy

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 31 Dec 2014 19:25:13 +0000

The boys wrap up 2014 in this holiday centric edition. Sanders paints a Rockwellian picture of his childhood with a detailed account of a traditional Jackson Christmas complete with coordinated wrapping paper, rules, and jerky! Liv doesn’t let a little flat tire ruin his Christmas spirit…or does he? And the fellas discuss Sanders’ new business venture and Liv catalogs his pet peeves…so as to avoid confusion in 2015. Plus…Sanders looks for a temporary foster family for his “tiny dogs.”

Two Sorry ExCuses #050: Irvin Berlin is a Douche

Two Sorry ExCuses — Mon, 22 Dec 2014 10:00:44 +0000

The boys are finally back into the regular rotation…much to Irvin Berlin’s chagrin. The boys revel in their new found technical savvy, Sanders almost breaks an arm patting himself on his back, and Liv walks us through his exploits in waffles. Plus, the boys sing Christmas Carols, discuss their favorite holiday movies, and chronicle their disdain for the the Trans Siberian Orchestra. Oh yeah…they manage to hit on a little college basketball while they are at it.

Two Sorry ExCuses #049: A Christmas Money Shot

Two Sorry ExCuses — Mon, 22 Dec 2014 01:50:44 +0000

After weeks of being held hostage by their own technical inadequacies, Sanders and Liv finally figure out how to rescue their podcast from the clutches of Danica Patrick and GoDaddy! But that doesn’t explain what happened to Episode #048.

Download today to enjoy the whimsy and spectacle that is the Two Sorry ExCuses Podcast.

Two Sorry ExCuses #048.5: Sanders Explains What the Hell Happened!

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 20 Dec 2014 11:59:52 +0000

About a month ago Sanders screwed up our podcast feed…and it took a while to get it back, but we’ve finally restored some chaos to [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #047: A Second Helping of a ‘Sexy Sparta Thanksgiving’ (Replay)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 27 Nov 2014 00:52:38 +0000

The boys take a break to celebrate Thanksgiving…but in the spirit of giving, they leave you with a replay of a classic Two Sorry ExCuses [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #046: Carrying the Mail

Two Sorry ExCuses — Tue, 25 Nov 2014 00:51:56 +0000

The boys are back amid some pre-holiday struggles to bring you this week’s episode that is ripe with woe! But an underperforming football team, a young basketball team, Sanders’ suboptimal memory, and Liv’s subpar fantasy baseball team can’t hold these Orangemen down. Plus, Sanders and Liv give you more Aaron Goldberg than any one person can handle.

Two Sorry ExCuses #045: The Emir of the Ellipsis

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 14 Nov 2014 00:51:10 +0000

Campus Protests, Craigslist Bargains, and Security Deposits The boys are back to break down THE General Body, campus geography, and the history of the Crouse family…kind of. Liv gets some mismatched furniture, only to find out he values symmetry more than a bargain. Sanders spends the week cleaning his condo, only to find out that that “rum and coke” on the ceiling may have been blood. Plus, the guys re-live the magical discourse that started the TSEC empire.

Two Sorry ExCuses #044: Happy 1106 Day

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 07 Nov 2014 00:47:11 +0000

The boys are back to mark their 44th edition and celebrate “1106 Day.” In an episode that is ripe with empathy… Sanders feels Dolph Schayes pain when he realizes that his tenants were filthy animals, and Liv finally understands what it must feel like to live in New Jersey. Plus, the boys discuss the Syracuse University Mens Soccer team’s rise to national prominence and pay respect to former soccer team alum and friend of the podcast Davey Glies. Also, TSEC introduces a new TwoSorryExCuses.com feature the “Orange Emporium” and discuss Jum Boeheim’s new book.

Two Sorry ExCuses #043: Of Angry Vikings and Drunken Albanians (The TSEC Halloween Spooktacular)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 29 Oct 2014 00:50:18 +0000

Death Valley, Drive-By Shootings, and Halloween in Syracuse

The boys are back to discuss SU football, the origins of “Death Valley”, road rage and homophobia. Liv has a week that any NOLA sports fan would envy while Sanders struggles to stay awake during Cuse’s Friday night snoozefest at Clemson. The guys discuss their love of all things Halloween, their favorite costumes, their most memorable Hallows Eve triumphs, and most embarrassing fails…all of which apparently come at the expense of BP! Plus, Liv recounts his unfortunate encounter with a homophobic 90%er on the mean streets of New Orleans.

Two Sorry ExCuses #042: One Uncultured F@#k!

Two Sorry ExCuses — Tue, 21 Oct 2014 00:49:17 +0000

The boys are back after debilitating technical difficulties derailed last week’s efforts. The guys persevere to bring you their weekly installment of Syracuse themed tomfoolery and Orange flavored shenanigans. Liv updates Sanders on his efforts to furnish his house, provide optimal postcoital television viewing for the future Mrs. Liviccari, and satiate his hunger for homemade waffles. Sanders dishes a little dating advice and summarizes his thoughts on the future of televised entertainment. Plus, the boys struggle with the seemingly insurmountable task of breaking down the Back to the Future plot summaries.

Two Sorry ExCuses #041: Sodomy? No. Sodoyou!

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 10 Oct 2014 00:48:37 +0000

SU Homecoming, High School Hazing, and Chuckie Cheese The boys are back with their usual brand Orange flavored shenanigans and hijinks. As Syracuse prepares for SU Homecoming weekend, the guys recall how they can’t really recall homecoming, but that doesn’t stop them from charting the parade route via Google Maps. Sanders breaks down the SU Homecoming Court nominees, while Liv breaks down the SU political scene of the mid-90’s. Sanders whips out a vintage Homecoming themed Top 10 list…and Liv chuckles. Plus, the guys outline the “highlights” of the Syracuse Film Festival, discuss the lowlights of football hazing in New Jersey, and question the wisdom of “zero tolerance.”

Two Sorry ExCuses #040: Almost Ivy League

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 02 Oct 2014 00:47:55 +0000

The boy are back for with their usual Orange-flavored shenanigans and intoxicating tomfoolery. This week they discuss the ups and downs of being a Syracuse Orange fan, home ownership, and graduating from an “almost Ivy League” school. After a week of home ownership Liv is exactly one antique table and two telescoping camping chairs closer to moving in, while Sanders spent his week dealing with disorderly tenants. Plus, the guys peruse the Daily Orange, give Oprah some Orange love, revisit the #1 Party School Ranking “controversy”, and and give props to perhaps the greatest Syracuse Orange alum ever…and no, we don’t mean Tom Everett Scott. If you are anything like us: you love your Orange; you love your Coors Light; and you love free stuff. So head over to iTunes or download the Stitcher app and subscribe to the Two Sorry ExCuses podcast. It don’t cost nothing!

Two Sorry ExCuses #039: Fear & Loathing in MetLife

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 26 Sep 2014 00:46:26 +0000

The life & times of Syracuse Orange alumni The boys are back with their weekly installment of Syracuse-themed shenanigans and Orange-flavored tomfoolery. The guys discuss Liv’s new abode, his old neighborhood, and his future kitchen appliances. Sanders breaks out Google Maps in his never-ending quest to get his bearings. Plus, the fellas discuss the annual affair at Met Life Stadium featuring their beloved Syracuse Orange and the vaunted (?) Notre Dame Fighting Irish. During a spirited discussion, Liv shows his unbridled enthusiasm and Sanders is accused of being a self-loathing Orange.

Two Sorry ExCuses #038: The Misadventures of Bee Boy and C-Wagon

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 18 Sep 2014 00:45:37 +0000

In this week’s edition, the guys prepare for their paper anniversary, compare allergies, and outline the benefits of hitting rock bottom.

Two Sorry ExCuses #037: Tom Everett Not

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 12 Sep 2014 00:44:30 +0000

The boys get together for their weekly dose of shenanigans but accidentally stumble into an spirited conversation about 9/11, domestic violence, and hate speech. To lighten things up…Liv calls out Sanders for his Skype profile picture and not really having a job, and Sanders recounts how Joba Chamberlin ruined his marriage. Plus, the boys play a little SU name game that inadvertently (and apologetically) turns into a Tom Everett Scott bashing.

Two Sorry ExCuses #036: Two Guys. No Bed.

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 04 Sep 2014 00:43:44 +0000

The boys are back to discuss Sanders’ new roomies, Liv’s real estate dealings, and less-than-ideal sleeping situations. The guys welcome back SU football (and their uniforms) with mixed emotions and look ahead to the SU/Notre Dame game. Plus Sanders and Liv critique the SU Hall of Fame selection process, champion Donovan McNabb’s inclusion, and ponder the fate of the No. 5.

Two Sorry ExCuses #035: Price is Right Rules

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sat, 23 Aug 2014 00:40:38 +0000

The boys are back to discuss Sanders’ Caribbean vacation and Liv’s jury duty. Plus Sanders questions the abilities of blind ballerinas and Liv laments the [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #034: Neuken in de Keuken

Two Sorry ExCuses — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 00:39:59 +0000

The boys are back in record time to discuss the highlights of BP’s appearance, breakdown even more summer wedding dress codes, and trumpet SU’s distinction of being named America’s #1 party school. Plus, the boys agree that the recipe for future podcasting success consists of equal parts Lee Zurich and middle-aged loneliness.

Two Sorry ExCuses #033: Truculent Peters

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 08 Aug 2014 00:39:24 +0000

The boys welcome friend of the podcast Brian Peters to discuss BP’s hog, culinary preferences, and bloody marys. Liv and BP recount the time they discovered draft beer, Sanders updates the crew on his ever-devolving living situation, and Liv is unsuccessful in his attempt to paint BP as a malcontent. Plus, the guys discuss the perils of being Ginger Baker.

Two Sorry ExCuses #032: The Black Panthers

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 08 Aug 2014 00:38:13 +0000

The boys get together after a brief hiatus to break down the Syracuse Intramural scene of the late 90’s, discuss the basics of panhandling, and devise a neighborhood watch strategy. Liv gets rear-ended, Sanders goes on the record as being against Police brutality…and the boys have a callback to Mr. Livaccari’s trip down memory lane. Plus, a brief discussion one SU fan’s ill-advised Coach B tattoo.

Two Sorry ExCuses #031: The Advantages of White Privilege

Two Sorry ExCuses — Tue, 22 Jul 2014 00:37:39 +0000

The boys get together to celebrate Liv’s birthday, discuss getting tased in the butt, and examine the perils of being a highbrow comedy sheriff in a poop and fart joke town. Plus, Liv attends a murder mystery party, while Sanders watched one on television. Plus, the boys mourn the loss of the late, great James Garner…and contemplate what it would be like to be witty and handsome.

Two Sorry ExCuses #030: In the Navy

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 11 Jul 2014 00:36:35 +0000

The boys take great pains to overcome pre-Obama technology in order to bring you this week’s episode. Sanders plays “geography bingo,” Liv takes his dad [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #029 – Floodlight Robbery Job

Two Sorry ExCuses — Tue, 01 Jul 2014 00:35:27 +0000

The boys add a third Sorry ExCuse to the mix, as friend of the podcast Pat Mulrenin aka Phat Pat joins the festivities. The boys [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #028: Planes, Trains, and Naked Time

Two Sorry ExCuses — Wed, 25 Jun 2014 00:33:30 +0000

The boys are back after an eventful week in which Sanders moves into his attic, Liv puts pukes on his party shoes; and they break [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #027: Garden Party

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 19 Jun 2014 00:32:41 +0000

Despite losing their original recording to “technical difficulties”, the boys are back to discuss US Soccer, a micro-economic analysis of Edgerrin James’ career, and viewing habits of lesbian sports fans. Plus Liv breaks down proper garden party attire and Sanders details why Liv really isn’t the worst wedding guest of all time.

Two Sorry ExCuses #026: Lawnmower Men

Two Sorry ExCuses — Tue, 10 Jun 2014 00:31:45 +0000

The boys are back to break down the mechanics of small motor repair, the four seasons of New Orleans, the plight of the Circle K, [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #025: Two Sorry Seersucker’s

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 30 May 2014 00:30:52 +0000

The boys are back to trade grooming secrets, discuss New Jersey’s social geography, highlight the lowlights of Memorial Day Weekend at the Jersey Shore, and spend more time piecing together the life and times of Lee Zurik. Plus, Sanders shirks his editing responsibilities in an attempt to commission a listener to compose an opening theme song for the pod, and Liv bemoans the state of grammar in his home state.

Two Sorry ExCuses #024: A Memorial Day Miracle

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 23 May 2014 00:30:06 +0000

The boys get together to discuss their efforts to monetize their ramblings, the olfactory highlights of college, and the Memorial Day spirit!

Two Sorry ExCuses #023: Thy Name is Orange

Two Sorry ExCuses — Tue, 13 May 2014 00:29:26 +0000

The boys are back as Jazzfest concludes, Liv heads north, Sanders spends a day with college girls, and Miley Cyrus twerks on Alan Thicke. Plus, the fellas settle the “Seeracuse/Searacuse/Siracuse” debate….once and for all. And, would you name you kid “Orange?” These two clowns would!

Two Sorry ExCuses #022: JazzHands

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 02 May 2014 00:26:38 +0000

The boys are back with an audio-challenged episode where they break down their week off, Sanders’ pending nuptials, and Liv’s day at Jazz Fest. (They [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #021: Death, Taxes & Bus Trips

Two Sorry ExCuses — Mon, 21 Apr 2014 00:25:54 +0000

The boys return for a pious discussion on death and taxes. Sanders starts crunching the numbers on the SU/LSU bus trip…and Liv contemplates getting pranked [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #020: The Fat Sanders

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 10 Apr 2014 00:25:15 +0000

The boys get together to reminisce about academic inadequacies, Jersey cuisine, National Sibling Day, and Syracuse Football.

Two Sorry ExCuses #019: TSEC – The Drinking Game

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 04 Apr 2014 00:24:37 +0000

The boys evoke the powers of the TSEC Army to catapult @LeeZurik in to the NOLA Twitter elite, finalize the Two Sorry ExCuses Drinking Game, and keep [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #018: Goodbye Stranger

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 28 Mar 2014 00:23:32 +0000

The boys return after a tough week of basketball heartache, broken brackets, and bruised bums to cover the departure of Tyler Ennis, the rumors surrounding [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #017: Make a Like a Tree

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 20 Mar 2014 00:22:51 +0000

The boys are back after an unscheduled hiatus last week to discuss endowment funds, redneck games, and March Madness.

Two Sorry ExCuses #016: They Up’n Call Me Speedo

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 16 Mar 2014 00:21:41 +0000

The boys are back with their weekly installment of Cuse-fueled banter. Liv thinks Sanders doesn’t show enough skin while Sanders thinks he shows too much skin; but they both agree Cooney hasn’t hit a shot since 2013. Plus, the fellas break down Halloween both stateside and north of the boarder. The many faces of Liv..\

Two Sorry ExCuses #015: Matty Gras

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 02 Mar 2014 00:19:13 +0000

The boys bounce back from Mardi Gras-infused shenanigans in order to chat about Liv’s coconuts, Sanders’ speedo, and the current state of SU Hoops.

Two Sorry ExCuses #014: Haywood Jablomie

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 21 Feb 2014 23:54:11 +0000

The boys are back to lament SU’s loss to BC, talk tires, and extoll the virtues of Vanilla Ice.

Two Sorry ExCuses #013: Holy F@#K! It’s Lee Zurik!

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 13 Feb 2014 23:53:21 +0000

The boys discuss the days when they used to walk to school in the snow…uphill, both ways…the Pitt game, and the hoops team’s place in [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #012: Primer Orange

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 07 Feb 2014 23:52:40 +0000

Since Sanders has the constitution of a frail French woman, the boys don’t have any original thoughts this week, but they’ve put together a “best of” edition. It’s a must download for any old friend who’s fallen behind, any prospective listener looking to take the plunge…and anyone named Kilkelly.

Two Sorry ExCuses #011: Otto’s Army Retreats

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 30 Jan 2014 23:51:34 +0000

The boys pod on despite Sanders’ medical maladies…dissecting the Duke game and debating the shortcomings of Otto’s Army.

Two Sorry ExCuses #010: Snow Day

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 24 Jan 2014 23:50:46 +0000

The boys hunker down on a snowy day to discuss…everything except the Orange!

Two Sorry ExCuses #009: Jelly’s Last Jam

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 23:46:45 +0000

The boys are back for an epic edition, where they tackle jelly, jams, and other assorted preserves…plus they review SU’s week in hoops and preview [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #008: Legal Eagles

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 10 Jan 2014 23:45:38 +0000

The boys don their Juris Doctorates to discuss the basics of default judgements, wearing Speedos, and the upcoming SU-UNC tilt!

Two Sorry ExCuses #007: Two Auld Acquaintance

Two Sorry ExCuses — Tue, 31 Dec 2013 23:44:58 +0000

After a week of abstinence and antibiotics, the boys return from their “health-related” hiatus to bring you their usual brand of Orange-themed shenanigans…for the last [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #006: Baby Carrots and Walnuts (Part 2)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 13 Dec 2013 23:43:36 +0000

The boys return in Part 2 for the conclusion of their epic episode. In this installment Sanders settles a grudge with Andy Katz, an Indiana [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #005: Baby Carrots and Walnuts (Part 1)

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 06 Dec 2013 23:42:41 +0000

In the first part of a two-part podcast, the boys return from a trytophan laden weekend to discuss the Syracuse football team’s bowl chances, espouse [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #003: Brothers of the KEG House

Two Sorry ExCuses — Thu, 21 Nov 2013 23:32:01 +0000

The boys are back and they break down Razoo, a bitter Billy Edelin, Ben Afleck, and the Blue Whore….plus they chat about the week in [...]

Two Sorry ExCuses #002: Dog Pile

Two Sorry ExCuses — Fri, 15 Nov 2013 23:31:05 +0000

The boys return for a second bite at the proverbial orange. Two Sorry ExCuses, Sanders and Liv, wrestle tough topics like aggressive canines, prostate cancer, aggressive canine prostate cancer, Syracuse hoops signees, love, friendship, and Zigwiches, SU’s win over Fordham, and the Syracuse Football’s trip to Tallahassee.

Two Sorry ExCuses #001: Big Red Welcome

Two Sorry ExCuses — Sun, 10 Nov 2013 23:23:20 +0000

Two Sorry Ex-Cuses: A podcast for all things Syracuse Orange In the maiden voyage of this Syracuse University-centric podcast, Two Sorry ExCuses, Sanders and Liv, [...]